Thursday 6 July 2017
BBC Radio2 Folk Show airplay
'Lean Times' from the new EP 'At Sunset' got played by Mark Radcliffe yesterday on his Folk Show on BBC Radio2, which I'm very happy to report.

It was last tune, which I think is nice, just after some expansive Scottish/Norwegian maritime balladry.

Autographs still available, as are CDs.

I'll be smiling now probably into the middle of next week.
Wednesday 28 June 2017
New review of 'At Sunset', from For Folk's Sake
When I get reviewed more regularly, I like to think that I'll be one of those people who don't read their reviews.

They're much cooler.

We'll have to see how that goes - I probably enjoyed reading this one a little bit too much:
http://www.forfolkssake.com/reviews/35744/ep-robin-elliott-at-sunset

It's also available in the 'reviews' section of the site.
Monday 26 June 2017
Launch Gig! Download codes/video footage...
Launch gig at the Green Note for At Sunset was, I think, a great success.

We sold the place out, Jack Harris won himself a sizeable amount of new fans to add to his already extensive collection, and I managed to rouse a few chuckles in amongst all the terribly serious song business.

I hope everyone had as enjoyable a time as I did.

If you bought a CD and want to download the three bonus tracks, or if you recorded any footage for my video project you'd like to send me, please either use the contact form on the homepage or email me directly at robin@robinelliottmusic.co.uk

Thanks again, so very much.
Wednesday 24 May 2017
Jansch/Cooke Gig Plug
Jansch/Cooke Gig Plug
Having been working on my arrangement of 'Cupid' I then wrote some silly launch-gig-related words and did a video to try to flog some more tickets.

It's here: https://www.facebook.com/robinelliottmusic/videos/10154577269255814/

I'll put up another video at a later date, minus the warbling, for the Serious Guitarists amongst you.
Thursday 4 May 2017
Old-School mashup?
Some time ago I set about learning to play 'Strolling Down the Highway', by Bert Jansch. It was the first new thing I learnt once I'd bought a professional standard guitar. It's also possible that he was the first gig I went to, I remember my mum and dad taking me to see him at Southport Arts Centre.

Learning the song has really helped me to improve as a player, particularly in combination with the superb action on the new guitar.

Some friends asked me to play some Sam Cooke the other day, and through that, and with this new playing knowledge in my head, I've kind of stumbled into working on a Jansch-esque arrangement of the Cooke classic 'Cupid' (with a little nod to Bobby Womack in the intro). I'm hoping it'll be good when I've finished it, and when I can play it. The verses are proving more challenging than the choruses at the moment.

If it's not bad I'll post up a video of it when it's done (like a proper guitar blogger!)
Sunday 23 April 2017
At Sunset launch tickets on sale
Tickets for the launch gig for At Sunset are now available.

http://www.wegottickets.com/greennote/event/398695 will take you straight there, or you can go to the WeGotTickets site and search for 'Robin Elliott'.

The venue is the very fine Green Note in Camden, and support will come from the lovely Jack Harris.

£8.50 advance, £10.00 on door.

Come along and see us, we'll make it worth your while.
Thursday 20 April 2017
New CDs arrived!
I'd been away visiting my family for Easter but drove back to London yesterday to find that in my absence my flatmate had taken delivery of the new EP CDs.

It does seem that they're on their way out as a medium, but I still think it's nice having something you can hold and look at, a CD still feels more real to me than a download. Tends to sound better, too.
Ben Walker's work capturing the sounds is top notch.
When I tested a copy out on my stereo it was like I was in the room with me.

These ones look really nice, thanks to some more great work from Mr Chris Timoney.

I'm not just saying all this cos I want to shift units.

I'll put some pictures up on the facebook.

Pre-order coming soon...
Tuesday 28 March 2017
EP Launch for 'At Sunset' 22nd June, The Green Note, Camden
I'm very pleased to announce that the launch gig for my new EP, 'At Sunset', will take place on the 22nd of June at The Green Note, Camden, with support from Jack Harris.

Everything's mastered, the artwork's done, it's all with the manufacturers, and I'm excitedly awaiting advance copies.

The disks are only going to be four tracks, with some downloadable extras.

I'll post up a link for tickets when they come on sale; it's a great venue, and it isn't huge, and it'll sell out.

Hope to see you there!
Thursday 23 February 2017
Recordings finished – new EP 'At Sunset'
Finished work on the record with Ben Walker in Brighton yesterday. Just a half day, vocals for 'Poor Murdered Woman' and a couple of live takes of 'Parasite', by Nick Drake. This was all that was left to do after a previous session in January.
The January session I was just coming down with the throat infection I was just getting over yesterday.
There's an edge to my voice on the record, but it works.
Saturday 4 February 2017
Tour with Jack Harris
Towards the end of last year I passed my driving test, and a few weeks ago, after a huge amount of invaluable input from my brother-in-law, I bought a second-hand car.

The next day I drove to London, and the following week I set off around the UK on tour with fellow singer-songman Jack Harris, the Bard of Builth Wells.

Jack's pretty good company, and after a while we stopped bothering with the stereo and stuck instead to The Trip-esque banter across of a variety of topics, as our days filled up with scenery.

In the evenings the gigs were all well received and encouragingly well-attended, and a few of them will stay with me for a long time - for the atmosphere, for the feeling of connection, for the sense that we were doing what we're supposed to be doing. Doing it well.

We made enough along the way to cover costs and come back with a little cash in our pockets. In under a month of car ownership I'd done a little over 1,500 miles.

Basically, it's been one of the happiest periods of my adult life. At some point I might write some more about it but I need to get on with getting this record finished and made.
And get some more bookings.

Can't wait to get out again.
Sunday 8 January 2017
New video up - Parasite (Nick Drake cover)
I've posted up the last remaining of this edition of performance videos today. It's a cover of Nick Drake's song "Parasite".

It's a great song, dark and with a claustrophobic, almost cloying quality. I think it feels very modern in its sense of urban dislocation. I've tried to bring these things out in my version.

I'm a fan of his stuff, and some people say my voice sounds a little like his. That's high praise, to my mind, but I promise I'm not making any deliberate attempt at emulation.

Hope you enjoy.
Friday 6 January 2017
Poor Reworked Woman
Poor Reworked Woman


Today I finished a reworked version of the traditional song Poor Murdered Woman, with mostly new words and a slightly altered structure to the melody. It'll be the last track on my forthcoming EP.

The trad is a great piece of work and it's been recorded numerous times. I first heard the version by Shirley Collins and the Albion Band, which I love.

I'm imagining some people might be nonplussed as to why I've adapted it, seeing as how it was already an emotionally powerful and atmospheric song with a clear narrative rooted in real events of the day.

Well, my aim was never to improve on it, I'd have never thought I'd be capable of that. Nor have I been attempting to replace it, either – my reworking couldn't exist without the original, and wont ever manage more than to imperfectly reflect its qualities.

All I can say is that I was aiming at something different than I think the trad is aiming at.
I wanted to do something else, albeit something which would only be possible using the trad. Or at least, could be achieved in the way I wanted by using it.

Hopefully you'll hear it and wont be offended.

I think it's a strong piece of work, and I'm looking forward to playing it live.
Saturday 17 December 2016
New video up - Walking Up the Highways
I don't really know how to credit this one. It started out with me wanting to learn something technical on my new guitar. I opted for Strolling Down the Highway, by Bert Jansch, beloved by my dad AND my best mate.

This was in the summer, and I've wound up reworking the words to talk about the refugee crisis I was reading about every day in the news.

Then the tone of the music no longer fit: the major/minor feel of the original, which is part of what makes it so compelling, sounded too jaunty against the altered lyric, so I've changed it to more of a straight minor, and, admittedly, lost some of the Jansch magic in the process.

In my defence I'll point out that the original does have a political undertone to it. The lyric makes mention of the French OAS, and my finding out a bit about them is part of what led me to try to combine the news and the song.

A version of this will be on the EP I'm about to put out. I'll have figure out a way to get the money from sales to relevant charities.

This all makes me what the internet refers to pejoratively as a Social Justice Warrior, but it's out there now, so I've made my bed.

(which I'm lucky to have, in my massive warm house, in my phenomenally convenient city, through which wash tonnes of the wealth of the world, hour by hour by hour)
Tuesday 22 November 2016
Recording with Ben Walker, Brighton
Fairly recently I started working with a man called Will, who's handling PR for me.

When I got the performance videos off the editor I sent them on to him to see what he thought, and he was really enthusiastic. He said,

"I had no idea you were such a good performer!"

He's also suggested I record another EP, so that he has something new to promote when I go on tour with Jack Harris in the new year. He can't pass Green Ginger Wine around again.

I have two other records (almost) finished, but they're much broader affairs, featuring other musicians and complex arrangements etc, but since I'll be playing solo Will suggested I get a solo EP down, just voice and guitar.

So I set off to Brighton today, to Ben's new studio, to make a start on getting this done. It'll be a mix of covers and originals, and a couple that are somewhere in between. All four of the songs from the live videos (I've still got two to post) will be featured.

Provisional title is “Robin Elliott and Friends”.

Ben's studio is great, and it was really good to see him, I don't get to see him as much now he's left London. The day went well, got all the guitar down.
Voice wasn't up to much though, I'm coming down with something.

Nother day pencilled in for next week.
Thursday 17 November 2016
at Aces and Eights, Tufnel Park, London
Fun gig this, another one booked by Ricky, headline slot, got a little merry with my friends afterwards.

Covered Winter Lady by sincerely L. Cohen, might have made some kind of off-colour remark about my having released my live version of it exactly a week before his death, wondering if the two events were connected.

It got a couple of chuckles, which made me feel even worse.

This dying has to stop.
Sunday 13 November 2016
New Video up - Lean Times
Put up the second video from the live recording session: Lean Times, track 1 from my record Green Ginger Wine.

It's a roilsome number, poppy, tongue-in-cheek upbeat about disaster, but I promise it comes from a place of optimism.

A dark place of optimism.

See via 'videos' tab or facebook/twitter/vimeo/youtube...
Monday 31 October 2016
New video up - Winter Lady (Leonard Cohen cover)
Posted up the first of the live videos we recorded at The Harrison, a cover of Leonard Cohen's Winter Lady.

It's a lesser known song from his first record, which I've always loved.

You can access it from this website via the 'videos' tab, or via my facebook, vimeo and youtube places.
Saturday 3 September 2016
Live performance video recording day
Kindly allowed to commandeer the basement venue at The Harrison for a day to record some live performances.

The high-grade skill and professionalism of the videographer and the audio engineer meant we were able to get all four songs down in the single day, and still be out before the evening's event started at 6pm.

It's so good working with good people.
Friday 12 August 2016
BBC Radio 2 airplay
Huey Morgan played Green Ginger Wine on Radio 2 today! (Just the song, not the whole album).

Thanks, Huey!
Saturday 4 June 2016
Cowshed Recording Studio, London
A friend had very kindly put my in touch with a man called Teo, a recording engineer, who had asked her if she knew a band who might be able to use a day's free recording, so he could show his nephew the ropes.

I perhaps shouldn't have said yes, but I love recording so much.

We got the drums, bass and rhythm guitar down playing all together live, which is my favourite way to record, and then I overdubbed electric guitar afterwards.
The band was David, Coral and myself. David was the man who had approached me after my set at the Ivy House and offered drumming services, and Coral is a really musical bassist I'd been recently introduced to by a mutual friend.

We got two songs down, although no vocals, ran out of time.

I loved it, I loved having to do the work to get the songs finished and arranged, I loved rehearsing, I loved being in the studio, I loved it.

I would spend day upon day there if I could.

When we'd finished and were copying the files over and packing down, my friend and I spent some time playing with some of the really great analogue gear that was littering the place.

Sadly the studio is to close, and the gear to be sold off. The owner is relocating to Australia.
Wednesday 25 May 2016
at The Star, Hackney, London
Finally I got some performance footage filmed, by the promoter of this night, Nick. He's a sweet and kindly man who told me I should be playing everywhere, all the time.

Unfortunately, being called 'The Star', the venue has chosen to mount a huge, heavily be-lightbulbed star directly behind the stage, in solid relief and six foot in diameter. I couldn't fully suppress the sensation that I was actually in the elimination round of a popular TV talent show.

My friend and former backing singer Nia was over from Paris, and she came up on stage to sing At Sunset with me, in front of the giant, blazing star.
Wednesday 4 May 2016
at The Lamb, Surbiton
This was my first visit to Surbiton. I found it an interesting place, retaining some of that most urban of suburbanism which is common to towns of the outermost London boroughs.

It's almost certainly true that I didn't see enough of it to know, but it felt a little like the kind of town where none of the vigorously delineated subcultures of the city have quite got the wherewithal or the numbers required to divide people up, and everyone atypical or artistic simply gets lumped together as 'alternative', so they all go down the Lamb for a pint.

It was a good pub, busy and good humoured, with something of the look and atmosphere of a refuge taken in the aftermath of Castlemorton Common, with enough good-nature to spare that the place took root.

The gig was fine, had some good conversation with other acts and some local musicians, and some locals. I had planned to play and then head straight off, because I was stressing about getting home, but I wound up happily spending the whole evening there and catching the last possible train.
It might be that I'm relatively easy to win over.
Wednesday 13 April 2016
at The Haberdashery, London
I played this gig for Steve Watson and Nina French, who are a really great team of promoters in London, with their Before the Gold Rush nights. I’d been badgering them for a gig for a while.

Steve afterwards said to me,
“I’ve given up trying to figure out if you’re making mistakes on purpose.”
I’d ended my set with my song Mute the Button, so I found this highly complementary.

I brought a good few people along, most of whom were regulars, so I mixed my set up a bit for their benefit. This was a mixed blessing, I didn’t cover myself entirely in glory with my version of Summertime, but it’s good to aim high.

It was a very pleasant and well run night with good acts right through the bill. Nina films a couple of songs from each performance so that acts have some good video with which to promote themselves, which I was really looking forward to getting hold of as I’m lacking in visual stuff as yet.

I brought my new guitar along, still without pickup installed, and got Steve to mic it. This meant I had to sit down, which I don’t normally do. It also meant that Nina couldn’t get a usable shot of me.
Oh well I’m all about audio.

A well-wishing couple who’d sat down the front both bought copies of the record and had me sign them, for which I had to borrow a pen.
Monday 4 April 2016
at The Finsbury, London
This gig was a fundraiser for UNICEF’s work with refugees. It was organised by Steve Folk, who I’ve known forever, ever since he used to play in a bad taste punk band called 8yr Old Mum, which he co-fronted with a man who looked like a desiccated Iggy Pop, and I say that knowing full well what Iggy Pop looks like.

There was a raffle and it was
I N T E R M I N A B L E
but at least it raised some actual money. The best I’d done was waive my fee.

I’d brought my new old guitar along that I’d just bought, and showed it off to the other acts. This was to be its debut gig with me.
Unfortunately I hadn’t had the new pickup installed yet, and it turned out my old one was too small to stay in.

I borrowed Jack Harris’s guitar. I played quite a bleak set, although I included my song Parallelogram, which I think is funny.

Steve’s wife, Genevieve, said to me,
“Robin, when you sing, it hurts.”
Friday 1 April 2016
at The Ivy House, London
The Ivy House is one of my favourite pubs, but I’ve only been there twice. I’ve had 100% good times.

The first time I went, two of my best friends got married, and the second time was this gig.
My set went down well, people laughed at my funny jokes and there was some fun back and forth between me and the audience. In my recollection everything seems dipped in sunlight. Which is strange, as I’m definitely certain I played quite late in the evening.

The place itself is quality - wood panelled and original features, think it’s an independent freehold, enjoyable pints. Lovely big back room venue hall, big stage, proper.

The promoter was my mate Ricky Damiani, and he normally puts on a good night.

Afterwards I began to wonder how much of my success had been down to how retro I’d dressed, given the look of the venue. I had on high waisted grey wool trousers, a short green woollen jumper with a button collar and my dad’s old Harris tweed pea coat. I looked like Roger Livesey in I Know Where I’m Going.

A man came up to me and offered his services as a drummer. I said I didn’t think I could afford him, and he said I probably could.
Friday 18 March 2016
at The Social, London
Went into central London, where I never go, to play The Social for Stephen Thomas, founder of Folkroom. It was one of his first ventures outside of Folkroom and he was nervier than usual, a giant lugubrious wasp, a bearded Stephen Fry dosed up on coffee and tamazepan.

The venue is very long, and dark. The sound guy was great. I played quite well. I saw no evidence of people taking drugs, other than the people.

The owner of the club, or else someone with some kind of status within the record label to which the club is attached, spoke to me after I’d played. He asked me if he was correct in thinking that the record I’d put out was self-released.

He also bought a copy, which was decent of him. I sold a few more.

Pete Greenwood was the headliner, he was good. He seemed a really nice guy, maybe a bit world weary, or maybe it’d been a long night.
The audience called out for an encore from him, and he played the first couple of bars of the intro to Rex’s Blues, and I was about to shout “TOWNES!” when someone down the front shouted out for a song of Pete’s own, so he stopped and played that instead. I enjoyed it.

A friend of mine there was a copper, and he kept getting antsy when the bouncers were telling him where he could and couldn’t stand on the pavement outside as we waited.
Thursday 14 January 2016
Tour Diary 4
At speed, merging with the motorway headed west out of London, we seemed briefly to be driving straight into the sky, the hard bright glare from the after-rain concrete ahead of us indistinguishable from the winter sunset, a Clockwork Orange JMW Turner.

The moment passed, and Cameron, calmly and without glancing round at me, said,
“I really thought we were going to die, then. I couldn't see a fucking thing.”

Hating driving long distances in jeans he'd gone for the shorts option, freezing January weather be damned.
Turning north, as the sun rolled wide to our left, I had a brief think about what the percentages might be, deaths whilst driving in shorts versus deaths in whilst driving in trousers.

We were trailed the length of the motorway by a black coach emblazoned with the name “Dreamboys” and the larger than life-size figures of several muscular, oiled men in tiny speedos. We thought we'd lost them at one point, only to spot their cheerily flexed grimaces peering out at us through the treeline in the carpark when we pulled in at services.

Cameron is svelte. Bond-ish. Svelte and Bond-ish in a scruffy, stoned seeming, slightly careworn way. His approach to parking is roughly this:
swing into the car park;
get more or less parallel with one or other of the lines you find in there;
roll vaguely to a halt and get out.
I find this hugely refreshing.
He will not bow to the tyranny of the line-painters, the space-dictators.
To witness his parked vehicle is to hear the voice of Truth speak defiantly to Power,
“This will do, Fascist – this will do!”

St Annes Arts Centre is in an old chapel in the middle of Barnstaple. Vaulted, atmospheric venue, with original pews. Very, deeply cold in darkest winter, although they bring heaters in. The bold souls who had come out to see us were locals and they'd come equipped with coats and flasks. Some old acquaintances of Cameron's had made it down too, who lived nearby.

Cameron played well. Soulful and sparse, rich and engaging. He should be widely heard.

I did what I'm sure all us self important small fry were doing then and dedicated a song to Bowie. It was four days after his death.

Cameron's friends had to leave early, before my set. They had tickets for Dreamboys.
Sunday 13 December 2015
Tour Diary 3
Deal seems a sweet town, slightly faded in a pleasant enough way, settled down snugly into the comfortable late middle age of a mid December off-season. There's a Device Fort there, Deal Castle, set back a little way from the sea. It's squat and stocky, like a large sat down Bull Terrier in grey-yellow brick.
Almost everything is closed on a Sunday. Even the pubs seem largely to close up before the onset of late evening, which is a phenomenon I haven't encountered much in Britain.

An open-top bus decked out in Christmas lights passed us on the road by the station as we tried to orientate ourselves, with all its bulbs switched on in the civil twilight of the mild winter afternoon. The deck was crowded, a host of people seemingly from many walks of life. As it passed we heard the garbled sound of several voices singing along through a live P.A. to backing tracks of Christian songs, while a long haired man in a dirty hi-vis jacket shouted enthusiastically about Jesus into a red loudhailer.

We made our way to the sea and then south along the coast, past the castle, to The Lighthouse, our venue for the evening. It's a family-owned freehold, which is an admirable thing for a pub to be; it's also solidly focused on live music and comedy, which takes it beyond the merely admirable and into the territory of the brave.
Good beer there.

This was the second of the two gigs Samantha had booked that I'd wheedled my way in on, and on being introduced to the promoter, James, I recalled that we had met before: his band and I had shared a minibus ride up a mountain to the site of a festival we were all playing at, in the foothills of the dolomites, a couple of years previously. Prompted by the scenery, they had launched into an acapella rendition of the score from Jurassic Park as we drove up.

With a little difficulty I'd managed to convince Samantha to let me play the first set. My reasoning was that she's much more impressive than me live, and I didn't want to have to go on after her and underwhelm everyone. It was awkward for both of us. I was suddenly aware that “impressive” could be taken two ways, besides which Samantha didn't want to concede that I was in some way less impressive than her.
How British – how Folk Scene; to each be arguing on merit for position as support rather than headline.

My set went ok, I don't normally play solo, but it's tricky, because I don't make enough money to pay for a regular band.
There are some wonderful people who've given me a lot of their time. I hope one day to be in a position to be able to repay them.
Mostly, however, I have to put a band together gig by gig depending on who's available and for how much, without ever really having enough time to make sure that everyone is comfortable enough with the material to relax on stage.
I'm also quite bad at keeping good time whilst singing and playing guitar, which doesn't make me the ideal bandleader. (Either task alone I'm fine with; both together and in time – well, I haven't the requisite experience playing with a proper band...)
So it's strange for me to be performing without having to be thinking in the background about the difficult sections that are coming up, about bits that I know have been insufficiently rehearsed, about why I wrote in such a weird structure, wrote such an intricate part for someone else to have to perform, why I'm putting these good people through this ordeal for little or no fee.
Instead I'm back where I should be, aware of what I'm singing, aware of what I'm playing, thinking about how I want to sing it and play it as I go.

There was a man at the back who spoke utterly unabashedly throughout every song, behind a column.

Rarely bothers me too much - where I'm from the idea that you can legitimately be shushed up in a pub for any reason is anathema.
It's also clear to me that something is going awry if people are being made to stop enjoying themselves and listen...

When we're stripped down like this, just guitar and vocal, I'm always blown away Samantha's material and what she does with it.
It's always so clear what she means, she connects you to what she means.

The guitar parts are precise and so logical, so open. The words make complex things so clear that you never consider them complex. Instead they are truthful, usual, apparent.

She sang to a silent room as the last of the light drained out of the place, as evening washed in from seaward.


After we'd played, while the pub was closing up, we were treated to a Jerk chicken Sunday roast, a house speciality, which was very very welcome.
Back at the station, in the night, as we waited for the train, the luminous Christmas bus pulled into the station carpark across the tracks from us, rave in full swing, the reverberant pulse of carols in our ears as we departed.
Sunday 6 December 2015
Tour Diary 2
>>>>>>GIG CANCELLED, DUE TO COCK UP<<<<<<
Tuesday 1 December 2015
Tour Diary 1
The guitar on which I learned to play was an old, warped dreadnought with a narrow fretboard and a bent neck. High action, worn nut, impossible to keep in tune.

It held me back for a bit when I started. Even now, if I haven't played it in a while, it takes a couple of days warm up before I can barre it properly.

But, once that's achieved, I'm able to clamber straight up trunk-thick columns of marble or metal, just clutching on, hand-over-hand, arms wrapped round, body bent and braced by feet stepping up and up. It needs appropriate footwear but the ability is all in the unyielding grip, hard won.
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Samantha and I were in a horrible rush, and it was rush hour, which is the worst time in which to need to rush. We weren't yet together – she crossing London after shifts at two of her three jobs, and me trying to get home from work in time to get guitar and out again quick enough to meet her at Liverpool Street. I recall sprinting up an escalator, guitar case in hand, too-hot running for a train.

We were after the 5.20 to Norwich, and in the ticket office we discovered that, being rush hour of course, the tickets were £100 each, so we couldn't afford that, so we went to the pub and had dinner and got the 7.00pm to Norwich instead, which was considerably cheaper.

It's also the greyest train in the world, as Samantha pointed out.

We got in to town around ten-to-nine and we were over the bridge and up the hill to Cinema City. It's a pleasant, kindly, high-beamed old building, converted to a modern bar and venue/cinema complex.

Arriving so late meant we missed most of Phoebe Troup's opening set, which was thoroughly bad form and not at all the way we'd wished to begin the tour. In truth, by this point neither of us was feeling that things had been going particularly well.
Back in Liverpool Street, when it turned out we couldn't actually afford the tickets for the train we'd made our panicked rush for, in that first thudding sense of anticlimax, Samantha had suggested just cancelling the show.
I talked her out of it, although I suspect she would have talked herself out of it in her own time, had I not immediately rushed in insisting she changed her tune.
She's more used to playing these out-of-London dates than me; people book her. To my mind this tour was meant to be a Big Step Forward and I was teenagerishly adamant that we wouldn't stumble at the first.

In Norwich we availed ourselves of an upstairs conference room to grab the quick warmup and rehearsal we'd skipped in London. At which point some things began to play on my mind.
When we'd decided on doing this mini-tour together the first thing I did was try to shove my way uncouthly onto the bills of a couple of shows Samantha already had booked. Although this was achieved in both cases, I imagine that this was so owing only to the graciousness with which she must have intervened, acting as my intermediary.

I, however, had failed to do any of the requisite following-up and making sure, hadn't contacted the promoters, had really just left it all to S Whates to take care of. When the pre-gig publicity then came out without any mention of me on the bill, I only really had myself to blame.
Samantha phoned for clarification, and generously acquiesced to the suggestion that she could split her set with me if she wished, as there was no room left on the bill for me to play a full set as well. I'd gone along with this happily, unperturbed.

Unperturbed until now, upstairs in the empty conference suite, listening to Whates go through a few numbers.
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It's fair to say I wasn't well-liked. Much as I'd prefer to be able to put this down to some kind of East Anglian anti-Northern sentiment, it's probably more to do with the fact that people had come to see Samantha and hadn't understood why this lad no-one had heard of had kept sticking his oar in and interrupting her set with his weird songs.
I was nervous and had overcompensated by being a cocky twat. My rabbit/headlights opening gambit of “hi i've got cds for sale for five pounds”, delivered in dry monotone, probably hadn't helped.

When we'd finished a guy came over to speak to Samantha. She had some lovely hand-stamped 10' EPs with her, also retailing at £5, and he asked for a copy, proffering a tenner. Sam apologised, explaining she had no change, so would he like a copy of Robin's record as well?

He glanced round at me, looked me up and down.

“No thanks,” he said, Whates's record in hand. “Just you keep the money.”
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Amused scorn from the staff in Norwich station, as I insisted that the last train for London departed at 11.30, and that we had to get back to London. The lady in the ticket office at Liverpool Street had been a kindly sort, but, crucially, it turns out she had also been Wrong About Trains, as we had missed our last one back by an hour. The promoter of the gig, True Adventures, said we could go and stay at his house until the next day, which saved us, and refreshed my faith in the generosity of people.
Samantha wisely got some sleep while I stayed up and drank a few cans. We caught the first train, 4am, and I sat there, bleary, hungover, surrounded by bankers on their way in to the city, grease to the wheels.